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Laugh Factory...Seniors Texting 
 *   ATD - At the Doctor's
  *   BFF - Best Friends Funeral
  *   BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
  *   BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
  *   CBM - Covered by Medicare
  *   CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
  *   DWI - Driving While Incontinent
  *   FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
  *   FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
  *  FYI - Found Your Insulin
  *   GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  *   GHA - Got Heartburn Again
  *   HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
  *   IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
  *   LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
  *   LOL - Living on Lipitor
  *   LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
  *   OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
  *   OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
  *   ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't Get Up!
  *   TOT - Texting on Toilet
  *   TTYL - Talk to You Louder
  *   WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
  *   WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
  *   WTP - Where're the Prunes?
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really upset.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
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